I'm sure this going to change, but incase I forget. My name is listed above, Ian, pronounced E-N. Please do not get it wrong, I probably wont say anything, but I will secretly resent you.

This website is my portfolio, please note, I did my best. If you find a mistake, you could say something or you could mind your business, I can't tell you how to live your life.

Three paragraphs is probably safe. That's all this paragraph is, just filler text, much like most of your papers you've submitted. Thank you for your time, it's been a pleasure.